my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
rebloging for the comment omg