i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
oh my god is she wearing the same outfit
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
can someone translate this i dont know british
I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA
I can’t breathe
Tom Haverford, M.D.
i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep
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My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker